I Didn't Authorize This

Hail friends, followers, mis-routed Blog-seekers. Come, come in peace.

Remember how I mentioned that I abhor those of thee who would speak on My behalf. Well, it's happened again. This time, in a small town in Wisconsin. One of My faithful e-mailed it to Me (bigoldgod@yahoo.com) and wanted Me to chime in on what I thought of such things.

Here, My people, is the photo that was taken:

While I would never tell My creations or 'lost lambs' not to look for me, I don't appreciate this being taken as a direct quote. The closest any mortal being has come to receiving a direct quote from Me (the Almighty) is thine blog.

Alas, thy damage is done.

If you should happen across any signs of similiar wording, don't hesitate to e-mail it to Me. While I am omnipresent, some of these do slip past My radar.

Let the love of a thousand angels kiss thee upon thine cheek.

Or something like that.

God out.