My Son's Birthday

Glory be, unto the highest...

My children. As you can expect, it's been busy up here in Heaven. All of the Kingdom of God (that's Me) is preparing for the birthday of Jesus (My son). You'd think something like this would be easy for the Almighty.

I could simply say: Thy will be done. And everything would take care of thyself.

Not so.

Firstly, we've had problems finding someone whom would emcee the gala event. Jesus said that Richard Pryor was newly available, but I've been in negotiations with Lucifer to determine where his place is.

Lu claims that since Dick Pryor tried to commit suicide and ravaged himself with drug use that he rightly belongs with his burning minions in Hades. I, being of more sound mind and of a gentle rule, do not agree with him. So, right now, Mr. Pryor is in the 'waiting room' or Purgatory (as some of thee call it) until this gets sorted out.

As for some of the other events, Moses has insisted that we have karaoke for the party. While I know that most would think this to be entertainment unto the highest, I've seen what happens when you give saints, apostles, and other 'holy' people the microphone.

There's pushing, there's shoving, and more than once I saw Princess Di gyrate and act wholly inappropriate whilst 'rocking the mic.'

I would like to sing a Barry Manilow song Myself, but I shall decide later how the party shall go down.

As for food, I thought it would be nostalgic to dine upon fishes and loaves, but I've received nothing short of the 'stink eye' from Jesus and Mary. They want a meal worthy of the heavens, when I know that most would appreciate foods of the older times.

Before thou shalt ask: Yes, we like to eat food here in Heaven. Would you deny us all of your earthly pleasures?

So, this is my round-about way of apologizing for My lengthy absence. Thou art stalwart in continuing to read God's Blog and leave Me ashamed that I haven't been able to provide structure and guidance in My words as of late.

I haven't forgotten about the Kirk Cameron website.
I haven't forgotten about the God FAQ.
I haven't forgotten how much I love thee.

Whilst I must be off to finalize this party, rest assurred I shalt return sooner than later and impart unto all of thee tales of Jesus's party and all of the other things I have promised.

May the spirit of Christmas jingle like so many angels carrying a bunch of bells in a basket so that your ear may hear it and remind you of the holiday time set forth every year...

Or something like that.

Be good.

- God