Holy Moses, It's Been A While
Glory be, my children.
I apologize for being such a rotten blogger as of late. I've definitely had my hands full up here with everything from two-headed babies to deciding what to do with Hunter Thompson, the gonzo new journalist who ended his life with a shotgun.
Suicide is such a tough call. While most feel as though taking your own life bequeaths thee with a one-way ticket to ol' Scratch's pad, I'm a bit more compassionate on the topic. Trust me, I know life isn't all sunshine and rainbows down there. There are times when it can become too much and you decide to cash out early.
Who am I to judge?
That was a rhetorical question.
But my biggest problem these days is with Jesus. I'm sure a few of you watched the Academy Awards last night. It wasn't a bad program. I was especially happy that it didn't last as long as they usually do. I enjoyed Christopher Rock's scathing opening monologue and found that every single one of my pics was spot on.
Jesus, however, was certain a different movie should've won a few awards. That's right, worshippers. My son was certain the film of his big beathing The Passion of the Christ was going to win at least an 'advancement in makeup' award.
No such luck. That honor went to Lemony Snicket's movie about unlucky children.
Ever since the movie was looked over for just about every award it was nominated for, Jesus has been pouting and smoking over near St. Andrew's place. He's been giving people dirty looks and sulking as though the Academy's decision was a direct insult to him.
Personally, I think it's good. After the way he's been acting, acting all holier than everyone, it's nice to see him knocked down a few pegs.
Oh, great. I just got word that Jesus is trying to start a fight with Ghandi. I've got to go and break this up.
More later, my children.
God out.
I apologize for being such a rotten blogger as of late. I've definitely had my hands full up here with everything from two-headed babies to deciding what to do with Hunter Thompson, the gonzo new journalist who ended his life with a shotgun.
Suicide is such a tough call. While most feel as though taking your own life bequeaths thee with a one-way ticket to ol' Scratch's pad, I'm a bit more compassionate on the topic. Trust me, I know life isn't all sunshine and rainbows down there. There are times when it can become too much and you decide to cash out early.
Who am I to judge?
That was a rhetorical question.
But my biggest problem these days is with Jesus. I'm sure a few of you watched the Academy Awards last night. It wasn't a bad program. I was especially happy that it didn't last as long as they usually do. I enjoyed Christopher Rock's scathing opening monologue and found that every single one of my pics was spot on.
Jesus, however, was certain a different movie should've won a few awards. That's right, worshippers. My son was certain the film of his big beathing The Passion of the Christ was going to win at least an 'advancement in makeup' award.
No such luck. That honor went to Lemony Snicket's movie about unlucky children.
Ever since the movie was looked over for just about every award it was nominated for, Jesus has been pouting and smoking over near St. Andrew's place. He's been giving people dirty looks and sulking as though the Academy's decision was a direct insult to him.
Personally, I think it's good. After the way he's been acting, acting all holier than everyone, it's nice to see him knocked down a few pegs.
Oh, great. I just got word that Jesus is trying to start a fight with Ghandi. I've got to go and break this up.
More later, my children.
God out.
posted by God at 6:33 AM
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[Pray] is what you eat and to say your [Prayers] is to make a [hail marry] [hail storm] [number one] or a [our father] [they staff] [number two] what is a Word but the name of a person, place or thing and no matter how you brake it up water is water dust is dust so the dust we walk on and the we wash with need only God to make Flesh there is no more that is it [SOUL] the inside underneath or unseen portion of. [SPIRIT] water that carries any other properties. Now that you see what they did to the ward and the word is God and God is this ward [Bacterium] the only thing that can take water and dust and make Flesh just a small [Bacteria] that multiplies 10 times over at 98.6 and when it fall to the water and everything was just right it Fermented and from that Ferment did God put air and in that air so did the mist of Gods spirit rise and come back to the dust and bring Life to everything for his small movement in the dust did make a void and fill it with love and Spirit.posted by Michael
Just recently, many unusual things have been brought to my attention, mostly after seeing Constantine. To get right into it, The end of the Mayan calendar, and the Mayan prophecies. The end of the Mayan calendar (the basis of our calendar system)- December 2012- results in the creation of a New World Age. Or, you could call it The End Times. Some of you may not believe in things like exorcisms, the paranormal, etc., so you probably won't believe this. But, I say open your mind. I'm just now starting to research this stuff, so I'm not the best person to explain all of it. In fact, you all are probably wondering why I even brought it up to begin with if I'm not going to go very deep into explaining it. I guess it's just to see if anyone else is thinking about this stuff, or believes any of it, and to bring it to other's attentions. I found a website that has a ton of info on it, and I suggest you read it. It's LONG, but worthwhile. If you don't know anything about the subject, read the introduction- it'll help a little. I want to point out something specific though.... In the part: End of the Mayan Great Cycle: December 21st, 2012 A.D., it tells about the "dark-rift" and sky portal/"opened sky" that happens when the Milky Way 'sits' on the Earth, touching it at all points around (thus opening up the sky portal). Well,one of the mythic identities of the dark-rift is "the road to the underworld". Think about it- the underworld will have access to our world. Hence, the Apocolypse. That =bad.
I guess I'll just let you decide if you want to start researching it too, or whether you want to pretend I never wrote this. If you just don't understand where the fuck this all came from, or anything else about it, I understand- I'm not exactly an expert at the subject, and very easily could have confused you. I'm just on a search for what I believe in and everything, and I think this could actually be real. I mean, we all know the world is going down the shitter. Is this whole thing really that far off? I don't think so. (And not everything that I've learned is on this site, but it's a start.)
http://www.thespectrumnews.com/html/writings/Myan-Calendar.html
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Crazy.. crazy for feelin' so lonely... I'm crazy.... crazy for feelin' so blue....
Dude: you're omnipotent! Update your freakin' blog.
What Hellman said.
Hi God, I recently started a new "Christian" blog called Ugly Blog so I've been searching around for God blog related blogs to check
out and possibly trade links with. I found this entry (Holy Moses, It's Been A While) in my search so I thought I'd drop a line to let you know. Anyway nice
blog and have a good day!
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