Someone's Got An Ego!
My people,
Kids these days. I tell you, I don't know what to do with them. You try to raise them right and instill good values into their heads, but they still manage to surprise, and yes, disappoint you from time to time.
Taketh my son, Jesus.
Now, it's widely known that a movie about his tough time with the cross and all that was released in theaters worldwide in the last year or so. As a proud parent, I was happy for him. People seemed to have gained a new interest in him, thanks to the film, though it depicts the period where he got thine ever-loving crap kicked out of him. Regardless, there's no denial that the film is one of the most popular films ever.
Well, last night he found out that I started a blog and he accused me of trying to trump him in the popularity department.
Jesus Christ: So, you just can't stand it, can you, Dad?
Me (God): What? I know not what you speak of, my son.
Jesus Christ: This blog you started. Did you think I wouldn't catch wind of it? It's been bothering you how much attention I've been getting, so you've got to stick your holy snout back into the mainstream.
Me: Thou hast...
Jesus Christ: Thou hast nothing! I am the one who has the blockbuster film, now available on DVD and VHS home video. The moment the people take an interest in me, you've got to try to one-up me.
Me: Forget not, my son that Oh God! & Oh God! Book 2 were successful in the box office in thine day.
Jesus Christ: Give it up. No one likes those movies. No one. Now, it's making you mad and you're trying to drum up some attention with this web log of yours.
Me: My son. I am the light, I am the way, I am...
Jesus Christ: I am the attention-seeking jerk!
With that, Jesus left to go sulk in his room. He let me know how mad he is by slamming his door. Sometimes he can act like a complete brat, and only 8 days before his birthday.
Kids!
Kids these days. I tell you, I don't know what to do with them. You try to raise them right and instill good values into their heads, but they still manage to surprise, and yes, disappoint you from time to time.
Taketh my son, Jesus.
Now, it's widely known that a movie about his tough time with the cross and all that was released in theaters worldwide in the last year or so. As a proud parent, I was happy for him. People seemed to have gained a new interest in him, thanks to the film, though it depicts the period where he got thine ever-loving crap kicked out of him. Regardless, there's no denial that the film is one of the most popular films ever.
Well, last night he found out that I started a blog and he accused me of trying to trump him in the popularity department.
Jesus Christ: So, you just can't stand it, can you, Dad?
Me (God): What? I know not what you speak of, my son.
Jesus Christ: This blog you started. Did you think I wouldn't catch wind of it? It's been bothering you how much attention I've been getting, so you've got to stick your holy snout back into the mainstream.
Me: Thou hast...
Jesus Christ: Thou hast nothing! I am the one who has the blockbuster film, now available on DVD and VHS home video. The moment the people take an interest in me, you've got to try to one-up me.
Me: Forget not, my son that Oh God! & Oh God! Book 2 were successful in the box office in thine day.
Jesus Christ: Give it up. No one likes those movies. No one. Now, it's making you mad and you're trying to drum up some attention with this web log of yours.
Me: My son. I am the light, I am the way, I am...
Jesus Christ: I am the attention-seeking jerk!
With that, Jesus left to go sulk in his room. He let me know how mad he is by slamming his door. Sometimes he can act like a complete brat, and only 8 days before his birthday.
Kids!
posted by God at 5:50 AM
2 Comments:
Your son does have a bit of a temper on him - that time he kicked off at that market and turned over the tables etc bit of an over reaction some would say - maybe he needs to discover that marijuana stuff you made?
Hi God
If Jesus is the ego, are You the Superego and the H.S. the ID?
Also, if Jesus kicks up again, just remind Him about Jesus Christ Superstar. HAH! That'll shut Him up!
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